Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.
what if once they learn to apparate she just raises her hand and he appears out of nowhere and gives her a high five and she’s like “???????wtf sirius” and he’s like “I KNOW WHEN I AM NEEDED” and apparates out
So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing
Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:
Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.