I heard a cellphone ring notifying that had received a text. I checked my phone and realized it was just the person next to me who had gotten the text. And for one shining moment, i thought i had friends.

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

(via 221g-string)

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kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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There are million ways we should’ve died before today, and a million ways we can die tomorrow.

(Source: violentv, via dreamberks)

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tifent:

pickedyou:

tifent:

Scientists say that if a human had wings, each wing would have to be three times longer than your height in order to fly.

and we get pictures with wings maybe a little longer than one length of the body.

Can someone please

please

please

Draw someone with wings like that

image

image

Large version

You’re welcome. :D

seriously I stared at this for like 10 minutes with my mouth hanging open like a moron

(via hareembeam)

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consulting-cannibal:

i hope those pictures of misha and tahmoh on the playground are not only them messing around,

but also cas and gadreel having an important meeting like

image

image

(via heavenandhellcastiel)

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svvords:

Miley Cyrus? more like Miley Lierus we know your secret double life

(Source: wasiangod, via isacknewton)

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fasterfood:

for some reason i consider myself good friends with at least half of my mutual follows but the reality is we talked like one time a few months ago maybe

(via lokfanatics)

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indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

(Source: indevan, via hareembeam)

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Eren Yeager on ‘You hit like a girl’.

(Source: horusson, via assilikesbowties)

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more than just the spare –inspired by x

(via heartdisney)

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