I heard a cellphone ring notifying that had received a text. I checked my phone and realized it was just the person next to me who had gotten the text. And for one shining moment, i thought i had friends.

badgerterritory:

kittykitpanda:

Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.

what if once they learn to apparate she just raises her hand and he appears out of nowhere and gives her a high five and she’s like “???????wtf sirius” and he’s like “I KNOW WHEN I AM NEEDED” and apparates out

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fascinates:

people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important 

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alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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kaliforhnia:

Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.

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deanandaidan:

regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

^^^

(Source: neogohann, via emmaoverland)

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elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

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